Brain dead

As of about 930am this morning, evil demons have laid claim to my sinus cavities and now are working their way through the various passages in my head. I have a feeling they're working in cohort with the demons that seem to be trying to invade my stomach and intestinal tract. I think they're all working with a loosely-knit terrorist organization called F.L.U. (F**k Lisa Up).

Sadly, a double agent within the library cunningly asked to use my last packet of EmergenC last month sometime, so I am now without any defense system of my own. I will be frantically trying to stave off the attack with some weak green tea and unsweetened applesauce. Stay tuned for more updates as the invasion continues.