As of about 930am this morning, evil demons have laid claim to my sinus cavities and now are working their way through the various passages in my head. I have a feeling they're working in cohort with the demons that seem to be trying to invade my stomach and intestinal tract. I think they're all working with a loosely-knit terrorist organization called F.L.U. (F**k Lisa Up).
Sadly, a double agent within the library cunningly asked to use my last packet of EmergenC last month sometime, so I am now without any defense system of my own. I will be frantically trying to stave off the attack with some weak green tea and unsweetened applesauce. Stay tuned for more updates as the invasion continues.
Not Goodbye, but See Ya Later
8 months ago
2 comments:
F.L.U. that's just great!
A moment of inspiration!
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